o-i-t-n-b: How to get a girlfriend: Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a...

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.